U.N. CALLS STARVATION IN SYRIA A WAR CRIME...HYPOCRITES!

THIS WILL BE BRIEF AS THE TEA ROOM SEES THE U.N. AS A HYPOCRITICAL, GENOCIDAL, ALL-CONTROLLING ABOMINATION WHOSE HEADQUARTERS SHOULD BE SCRAPED OFF ROOSEVELT ISLAND AND BULLDOZED ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE NEW YORK HARBOR SO THE DEBRIS DOESN'T BLOCK THE EAST RIVER.

THAT SHOULD GET THE U.S. OUT OF THE U.N. AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH FOR THE SITE TO BE RAZED.

THE THING WAS CONSTRUCTED ON THE SITE OF AN OLD SLAUGHTERHOUSE ANYWAY...THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN EARLY WARNING SIGN.

IF STARVATION IS A PROBLEM IN SYRIA, MAY I SUGGEST IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE THE U.N. IS ALLIGNED WITH THE U.S. AND ITS COALITION TO FORCE ASSAD OUT.

THAT SHOULD IDENTIFY THE WAR CRIME CRIMINALS...THE U.N. MEMBER NATIONS WHO HAVE NOT CONDEMNED THE U.S. AND ITS COALITION FORCES FOR AN UNDECLARED WAR AGAINST ASSAD.

IF THE U.N. WAS ABOUT AID TO ANYONE, IT COULD CERTAINLY PROVIDE FOOD RELIEF TO SYRIA'S STARVING PEOPLE, OR THE U.N. PLUS THE U.S. AND ITS COALITION COULD.

THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 22 MILLION PEOPLE IN SYRIA...MINUS THE MILLIONS WHO HAVE FLED, MINUS THE THOUSANDS KILLED ALREADY.

WE FEED MORE FARM ANIMALS THAN THAT IN THE U.S. EVERY DAY.
22 MILLION MEALS FOR HUMANS A DAY SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM.
BUT, AS IT TURNS OUT, IT'S LESS THAN HALF A MILLION IN DIRE NEED OF FOOD!

PEOPLE ARE STARVING BECAUSE THE U.N., ITS MEMBER NATIONS, ACTUALLY, ARE ALLOWING THEM TO STARVE. 
IT MAKES FOR GOOD PRESS AGAINST ASSAD TO TELL ABOUT STARVING SYRIANS.
IT CLEARS THE WAY FOR INCREASED BOMBING RUNS.

GET OUT OF SYRIA, STOP THE BOMBINGS, STOP PLAYING ONE SIDE AGAINST THE OTHERS, STOP CUTTING OFF THE MEANS TO OBTAIN FOOD, PROBLEM SOLVED.

FROM THE PROPAGANDA MACHINE, THE NEW YORK TIMES:

"The U.N. children's agency said Friday that it witnessed the death of a teenager who died of starvation "in front of our eyes," as well as several cases of severe malnutrition among children trapped in a besieged Syrian town near Damascus." 

WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE WHO WATCHED HIM DIE HAVING FOR LUNCH?  MAYBE THE TEEN COULD HAVE BEEN OFFERED NOURISHMENT, OR SOME OR ALL OF THE OTHERS THEY WATCHED GO HUNGRY?
DID THAT AGENCY TAKE IN ANY FOOD TO FEED THOSE KIDS?

IF NOT, THERE'S SOME WAR CRIMINALS RIGHT THERE!

REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE GROWING UP BEING TOLD THAT THERE WERE STARVING KIDS IN ETHIOPIA SO WE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR OUR FOOD?

GUESS WHAT!
THERE ARE STILL KIDS STARVING IN ETHIOPIA!
THE U.N. APPARENTLY WANTS THEM TO BE STILL STARVING.

"Trucks from the U.N. and other humanitarian organizations entered Madaya on Thursday for the second time in a week after reports of starvation deaths. The town has been under siege for months by government forces."

WAIT...THEY KNEW THE TOWN WAS BESEIGED FOR MONTHS, BUT STARTED SENDING TRUCKS A WEEK AGO?

SEE WHAT I MEAN?
PLANNED STARVATION, MAYBE?

BARELY 22 MILLION IN ALL OF SYRIA AND THEY DON'T FEED EVEN ONE KID, ONE SMALL VILLAGE, ONE TOWN, ONE CITY?

WAR CRIMES!
THE U.N. AND U.S. AND "COALITION FORCES" ARE G-U-I-L-T-Y!!!

The U.N. Security Council is scheduled to hold an emergency meeting Friday at the request of Western countries trying to press Syria's warring parties to lift sieges on towns where hundreds of thousands have been cut off from aid and many are starving. 

HOW ABOUT PRESSING OUTSIDE, FOREIGN FORCES TO BACK THE HELL OFF?
COULD THE DAMNED U.N. TRY THAT?

Ban said the United Nations and its humanitarian partners are able to deliver food to only 1 percent of the 400,000 people under siege in Syria, down from 5 percent just over a year ago. 

SO, IT'S NOT THAT MILLIONS ARE STARVING, BUT JUST 400,000?
AND THE MIGHTY NATIONS OF PLANET EARTH CAN'T FEED 400,000?
WILL EVEN ONE PERSON BELIEVE THAT?

WE'RE DROPPING TOYOTA TRUCKS AND ARMS TO THE FIGHTERS THERE, BUT CAN'T DROP FOOD?

THAT'S SIMPLY A LIE....WE DROPPED MILLIONS OF POUNDS OF FOOD TO TOWNS ALL OVER EUROPE DURING THE "GREAT WORLD WAR". WE CAN BLOODY WELL  DROP FOOD TO SYRIANS!

IF WE CAN BOMB THEM, WE CAN DROP FOOD INSTEAD!


14 TOWNS IN NEED...14.

Juliette Touma, an Amman-based UNICEF representative, said the agency's staff who spent close to seven hours in Madaya Thursday are "terribly shocked."

Her staff saw "pretty horrific scenes" of malnourishment, including among women, children and the elderly, she told The Associated Press.

She added, however, that many felt relief at finally arriving at these hard-to-reach areas. "It is important right now to maintain this humanitarian access ... There are 14 other Madayas," she said.

THEN GET YOUR SORRY A**ES IN THERE AND TAKE FOOD WITH YOU, STUPID!
MAYBE THE U.S. OR U.K. CAN STRAFE YOU A CLEAR PATH IN, HON.

"PRETTY HORRIFIC SCENES"?
WTH?
WHAT A "VALLEY GIRL" DESCRIPTION, YES?

"SPENT CLOSE TO 7 HOURS IN MADAYA"?
WOW, CAPTURE THE MAGIC!

SEVEN BIG HOURS!
WOO-HOO!
GO, TEAM!

ENTER RUSSIA, ONCE AGAIN SHOWING THE U.N. HOW TO DO THE RIGHT THING....

Meanwhile Russia, which has been conducting airstrikes in Syria to support its Syrian army allies, said that Russian airplanes dropped 22 metric tons of humanitarian cargo over the eastern city of Deir el-Zour, which has been besieged by the Islamic State group for a year. 

BINGO!
THAT'S HOW TO END THE STARVATION...DROP FOOD, NOT BOMBS!

THE U.N. KNOWS ABOUT THAT ONE-YEAR SIEGE, RIGHT?
AND SENDS NO FOOD FOR A YEAR?

But the Britain-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, an opposition activist group that monitors both sides of the conflict, said the aid was parachuted over neighborhoods controlled by government forces.

AND IF GOD SENT ANGELS WITH FOOD, THEY'D SAY THE SAME THING.

BIASED MUCH?

IT'S A DAMNABLE DOG-AND-PONY SHOW OVER THERE.
THE WHOLE SCENARIO IS FOCUSED ON GETTING OLD ASSAD UP FOR CRUCIFIXION.

IT ISN'T ABOUT HELPING THE SYRIAN PEOPLE.

LOOK HOW WE "HELPED" THE IRAQI PEOPLE....TO THIS DAY.

SYRIA CAN LOOK FORWARD TO THE SAME SITUATION.

HAVE SOME DEPLETED URANIUM, SYRIANS.

EAT THAT.
THE PEOPLE IN IRAQ CAN SHOW YOU HOW.

BOMBING'S OVER...NOW TRY TO REBUILD, TRY TO PUT THINGS RIGHT...EVER AGAIN...

THE GREAT NATIONS OF THE WEST WILL BE OUT OF THERE WHEN ASSAD GOES DOWN... ONWARD, TOWARD CONTROLLING THE WHOLE WORLD...IN THE NAME OF DEMOCRACY AND FREEDOM.

MANIFEST DESTINY RIDES AGAIN!

HI-YO, SILVER, AWAAAAY!

WAR CRIMES... NO AMERICAN, NO BRIT, NO NATO MEMBER, NOT EVEN TURKEY'S CRAZY LEADER, NOT EVEN HAMAS, NOT ONE SAUDI MONARCH WHO'S KILLING KIDS IN YEMEN EVERY DAY WILL EVER GO UP ON CHARGES OF WAR CRIMES!

JUST THOSE OF THE "OPPOSING FORCES" SIDE.
JUST CHOSEN TARGETS.

THE U.N. IS GUILTY OF WAR CRIMES, AS ARE THOSE WHO HELP THAT ENTITY CARRY OUT GLOBAL GENOCIDE....PERIOD, THE END.