WOMEN CANNOT BE PRESIDENT

THIS WILL BE VERY BRIEF.

THESE MADE HEADLINES! 

~ "A WOMAN SHOULD NOT BE PRESIDENT...HORMONES AND THE BIBLE SHOULD PREVENT IT." 

~ "HILLARY CLINTON ORDERED A BURRITO." 

~ "1999 WAS A REALLY BAD YEAR."

A TEXAS FEMALE CEO SAID HORMONES AND THE BIBLE SHOULD PREVENT WOMEN FROM BEING ACCEPTABLE AS A U.S. PRESIDENT AND SHE'LL MOVE TO CANADA IF HILLARY CLINTON WINS. 

WELL, HONESTLY, I FAVOR SOME TROPICAL ISLAND OVER CANADA SHOULD MRS. CLINTON WIN, BUT NOT FOR THOSE REASONS! 

THIS IS FOR REAL! 

“We’re built differently, we have different hormones,” 
Go Ape Marketing CEO Cheryl Rios told KTXA-TV.

 “In the world that we live in, I understand that there’s equal rights and that’s a wonderful thing and I support all of that. I don’t support a woman being president.”

Rios said she has drawn fire after posting on Facebook that if Clinton is elected, she would be “moving to Canada.”

“With the hormones we have there is no way we should be able to start a war,” she wrote. 

Rios later told KTXA that besides the alleged hormonal issue, the U.S. could not afford to have a leader who would be “looked at differently” than a male president.

“There’s an old biblical sound reasoning why a woman shouldn’t be President,” she added, though she did not mention any specific passages to support her argument.

ONCE SHE CAUGHT SOME FLAK OVER HER STATEMENT, SHE DIDN'T QUIT!
SHE NEVER CITED THE BIBLICAL PASSAGE THAT SAYS "WOMAN SHALT NOT SERVE AS PRESIDENT", BUT SHE MAINTAINED IT IS IN THERE...SOMEWHERE. 
(MAYBE IN THE "JEFFERSON BIBLE", BUT THOMAS J. MAY HAVE RIPPED THAT PART OUT AS WELL AS ALL ELSE THAT DIDN'T SUIT HIM?) 

AND SHE STUCK BY HER 'BELIEF' THAT HORMONES IN A WOMAN ARE JUST TOO DIFFERENT FOR A WOMAN TO BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE OVAL OFFICE.

BUT, SHE WANTS PEOPLE TO STOP CRITICIZING HER FOR WHAT SHE SAID.

WAIT..."OVAL", "OVARIES"...MAYBE THAT WAS THE CONNECTION SHE MADE?
WE MAY NEVER KNOW.

IT WAS A REAL HEADLINE, AND SO WAS THIS!
THE RIGHT-WING LUG NUTS ALL FREAKED OUT OVER HILLARY CLINTON HAVING LUNCH AT A CHIPOTLE'S RESTAURANT AND <GASP! GET MY NITRO PILLS!>
SHE ORDERED A BURRITO, OR, AS WAS CORRECTLY REPORTED LATER, A CHICKEN BURRITO BOWL!  

CLINTON ORDERED "MEXICAN" FOOD, FOLKS, IGNORING THE RISING DANGERS OF THE INFLUX OF THOSE "BROWN PEOPLE" INTO THE U.S. WHO ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER HERE!
OHHHHH, <SHUDDER> HOW DARE SHE!!!
THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
"SHE ATE MEXICAN"! 

(SO DID MITTENS ROMULUS EAT AT CHIPOTLE'S, BTW, AND HE WAS NOT INCOGNITO BUT HAD PRESS PICS ALL OVER THE INTERNET SO THE LATINO FOLKS AND "AVERAGE JOE" COULD SEE HIM ...WHAT...."SLUMMING"? 

"LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME, MITTENS ROMULUS! I AM JUST LIKE YOU LATINOS AND OTHER LESS THAN WEALTHY FOLKS! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I ATE MEXICAN FOOD!"

BUT 'PUBLICANS DON'T MENTION THAT IN THE 6 OR 7 WEBSITES I SUBJECTED MYSELF TO TO CHECK THIS MEDIA FRENZY OUT.)  

TALKING HEADS MEDIA REPUBLICANS' TAKE ON THIS?
"A VOTE FOR THAT BITCH IS A VOTE FOR ILLEGAL MEXICANS! THEY'LL STEAL YOUR JOBS!" 

I DID VERY MUCH ENJOY THIS ARTICLE ABOUT THE CLINTON LUNCH.

 "Okay, so, get this: Hillary Clinton… eats food. Like a normal person!

Clinton was at Chipotle today and oh boy do we have all the gripping details:"  

WELL, AFTER ALL, THE 'PUBLICANS DID TRY TO INTRODUCE LEGISLATION THAT MADE IT A HANGING OFFENSE FOR ANY AND ALL BLACK MEN WHO BEAT THE SOCKS OFF A WHITE REPUBLICAN MAN AND WON THE PRESIDENCY TO BREATHE AIR. 

THAT MIGHT HAVE MADE IT TO "THE FLOOR" FOR VOTE, BUT SOME NUTCASE KEPT AMENDING IT WITH OTHER "NO, HE CAN'T DO THIS" ITEMS UNTIL IT INCLUDED OBAMA COULD NOT USE TOILET PAPER AFTER "GOING NUMBER TWO".
THAT JOHN-BOY BOEHNER, WHAT A KIDDER HE IS, YES?  
LET'S HAVE A ROUND OF MERLOT WITH JOHNNY, "ON THE HOUSE".

LAST, TO KEEP IT BRIEF, AS PROMISED, THAT GOP "FAVORITE SON", MARCO (POLO) RUBIO SAID THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION IS "BORROWING LIKE IT'S 1999", PERHAPS THINKING IF HE ALLUDED TO THE SONG BY 'PRINCE', "TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999", HE MIGHT SEEM COOL TO "CERTAIN PEOPLE"?

ALAS, POOR MARCO, HE JUST DIDN'T STOP TO THINK THAT 1999 WAS A YEAR OF HUGE SPENDING CUTS BY THAT OTHER CLINTON, WHO HAD BALANCED A BUDGET, LEFT THE U.S. IN THE BLACK, FISCALLY SPEAKING, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME, AND HANDED L'IL BOY BUSH A GREAT TICKET TO RIDE ON.

CLINTON, BILL, HAD SLOWED BORROWING TO THE POINT THAT THE FEDERAL RESERVE HAD MAYBE (?) TAKEN OUT A HIT ON HIM AND ALL OF WALL STREET HATED THE GREAT FINANCIAL STABILITY HE CREATED!
BUT, NO, NO...BUSH BANKRUPTED JUST ABOUT EVERYBODY, DIDN'T HE?

SO, SORRY MARCO, YOU BLEW IT.
1999 WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR!
AND YOU JUST REMINDED AMERICANS HOW GOOD IT WAS! 

And what specifics did Rubio give about how he would change America’s fiscal policy? 
As Prince might say, IN THE 33-YEAR-OLD SONG MARCO ALLUDED TO,  "Party over, oops, out of time."

GO HOME, SLEEP IT OFF, 'PUBLICANS.