ANTHONY "WUHAN" FAUCI TO BE BIDEN'S CHIEF MEDICAL ADVISER

 

[What's Tony thinking? "I CAN FUND THE HELL OUT OF WUHAN NOW!"?
Looks like he's wearing a headscarf, doesn't it? Nice how it matches his shirt.]


GOOD JOB, JOE!

NOW APPOINT DONALD DUCK TO HEAD THE NAVY, GOMER PYLE AS USMC HEAD, THE 3 STOOGES TO HEAD NATIONAL SECURITY, AND PUT THE U.S. MAFIA OVER THE TREASURY. 

"The president-elect said it was also his “inclination” that, on his inauguration, he would ask the public to wear masks for 100 days to help drive down the spread of the virus." 

UMMM... YO, JOE! WE'RE ALREADY DOING THAT. 
WE'VE BEEN DOING THAT SINCE APRIL. 

CDC analyzed data from an internet survey of a national sample of 503 adults during April 7–9 and found that about 62% said they would follow the newly announced recommendations to wear a face mask when outside the home. A repeat survey during May 11-13 showed that the percentage of adults endorsing face mask wearing increased to more than 76%.

REMEMBER, JOE, HOW LONG YOU'VE BEEN WEARING THAT MASK AND HIDING IN THE BASEMENT?
ASK JILL, JOE.
CONSULT THE TELEPROMPTER. 

QUESTION, JOE...WOULD YOU LET TONY TREAT YOU FOR COVID? 
HE'S NEVER TREATED ACTUAL PATIENTS, Y'KNOW. 

[Fauci, 79, has worked for the federal government since 1968. Fauci has been the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984. 
Fauci went straight from medical school to the government, so he didn’t practice medicine or treat patients.]

Biden says he’d be “happy” to get a vaccine in public to prove its safety. 

NOW, JOE, IT CAN'T HAVE THE ANTIDOTE ADDED, AND NO FAIR SUBSTITUTING. 

OH, BTW,
Former Presidents Obama, Bush and Clinton volunteer to take coronavirus vaccine on camera.

WOW!
THEY BEAT YOU TO IT, JOE. 

IS THAT GONNA BE LIKE WHEN THOSE MAGICIANS SAW PEOPLE IN HALF ON CAMERA?   

IS IT LIKE WHEN CRISS ANGEL LEVITATED ON CAMERA? 

YEAH, I BET IT'S JUST LIKE THAT!  
SMOKE, MIRRORS, WHATEVER IT TAKES.

Former Presidents Clinton, Bush, Obama are willing to take the coronavirus vaccine live on TV to prove that it’s safe.

"PROVE" IT'S SAFE? 

NO, NO, NO, GENTLEMEN (AND BILL)...PROVE IT'S THE REAL VACCINE, THAT IT DIDN'T COME FROM FAUCI's MEDICINE BAG...

AND THEN AGREE TO BE NON-STOP, CLOSE-UP FILMED FOR 2 FULL WEEKS, ALL OF YOU, IN THE SAME ROOM... TOGETHER... WITH JOE AND WITHOUT JILL OR OTHER HANDLERS. 

DEAL?


WE'RE OFF TO A GREAT START ON THE HARRIS...I MEAN, BIDEN PRESIDENCY.  

RUMOR HAS IT THAT JOE WANTS TO CREATE SOMETHING CALLED "THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA" AND MOVE CONGRESS AND THE WHITE HOUSE THERE. 


Shhhhhhh...secret. 

//WW