SENATORS PUSH FOR WAR IN SYRIA

GUESS WHO?
GUESS WHICH SENATORS?
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) on Tuesday responded to conflicting and unconfirmed reports of chemical weapons being used in Syria by increasing pressure on President Barack Obama to approve U.S. military involvement in the Middle East nation's ongoing strife.
NO SURPRISE THERE!!! DIDN'T THE SAME ONES KISS BUSH'S BEHIND ON GOING INTO IRAQ?
WELL, THE GAME HAS NOT CHANGED MUCH, HAS IT?
WE EVEN HAVE REPORTS OF <GASP!> "WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION" YET AGAIN...SHOCK AND AWE, RIGHT?

"President Obama has said that the use of weapons of mass destruction by Bashar Assad is a ‘red line’ for him that ‘will have consequences,’" the senators wrote in a joint statement. "If today’s reports are substantiated, the President’s red line has been crossed, and we would urge him to take immediate action to impose the consequences he has promised."
As the Associated Press reported Tuesday, accusations of chemical weapon attacks came from both sides of the conflict in Syria. State-run media first claimed that rebel forces had launched "a missile containing a chemical substance." Rebels denied those allegations, countering with their own claim that military forces in the regime of Syrian President Bashar Assad had launched a chemical attack.
Western nations have maintained that there is no evidence to support of any of the claims. The White House said Tuesday it was investigating the reports, but said the administration remained "deeply skeptical" of any allegations by the Assad regime.

OOOOOOOOOOOH, CHEMICALS! WONDER WHERE THEY GOT THOSE?
OH, I REMEMBER, FROM US, AND FROM RUSSIA!
BOTH SIDES GOT FROM AMERICA IN EVERY COUNTRY ON EARTH!
THE BENGHAZI MESS WAS OVER THIS VERY THING, OUR ARMS DEAL WITH AL CIA-DA, THOSE SYRIAN REBELS!
WE GAVE "OUR (NEW) SIDE" WEAPONS, BUT ONLY AFTER WE'D SUPPLIED ASSAD IN THE NOT-SO-DISTANT PAST!
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS, YOU SEE, BECAUSE THAT WAY WE WIN, NO MATTER WHAT, NO MATTER IF WE LOSE, WE WIN...WELL, NOT SO MUCH, BUT THOSE GUYS WHO MAKE AND SELL WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION SURE MAKE A KILLING, EH? (PUN INTENDED)
HOW MUCH STOCK DO CONGRESSMEN OWN IN THOSE  CORPORATIONS, HOW MUCH DO THEY DROP INTO ALL YOUR "WAR CHESTS" WHEN ELECTIONS ROLL AROUND?

SO YOU THINK WE'LL HUFF AND WE'LL PUFF AND DAMN SURE BLOW SOMEBODY'S HOUSE RIGHT DOWN AGAIN? AGAIN?!
BYTHEGODS, WHEN JOHN MCCAIN SAYS GO IN THERE, WE GO!
DITTO ON L'IL LINDSEY GRAHAM!
<<Graham went as far as to endorse putting U.S. troops on the ground in Syria in an interview with Foreign Policy, seemingly suggesting that preemptive action could be warranted.
"Absolutely, you've got to get on the ground. There is no substitute for securing these weapons," Graham said. "I don't care what it takes. We need partners in the region. But I'm here to say, if the choice is to send in troops to secure the weapons sites versus allowing chemical weapons to get in the hands of some of the most violent people in the world, I vote to cut this off before it becomes a problem.">>
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/19/john-mccain-lindsey-graham-syria_n_2911114.html

BUT WHOSE HOUSE DO WE BLOW DOWN THIS ROUND?
DECISIONS, DECISIONS!
DO WE FLIP, RE-FLIP, OR GO ALL OUT ON BOTH?
IS ASSAD CUTER THAN THAT CANNIBALISTIC "REBEL" IN THAT VIRAL YOUTUBE VIDEO?
WELL, MAYBE ASSAD COULD MUNCH-OUT ON A HUMAN HEART SO WE CAN COMPARE?
SURE, WE KNOW WHEN WE HELP THOSE HEART-EATING REBELS WE'RE GONNA GET THE SHAFT, BUT WHAT HAS ASSAD GOT TO OFFER US ANYMORE?
HE'S AN AMERICAN LOVE GONE COLD...LIKE SADDAM HUSSEIN, LIKE USAMA BIN LADEN, LIKE GADDAFI, LIKE MUBARAK, LIKE THE SHAH OF IRAN, LIKE THE TALIBAN, LIKE CASTRO, LIKE NORIEGA, LIKE BLAIR...WE PUT 'EM IN, WE USE 'EM LIKE A RENTED HORSE, THEN WE TAKE 'EM OUT AND TOSS 'EM.
NEXT!!!

AND WHOSE PROBLEM IS IT GOING TO BECOME, LIL LINDSEY?
IS SYRIA SENDING HIJACKERS IN HERE? DOES SYRIA HAVE A NEW BIN LADEN FOR US? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF THREAT IS SYRIA TO AMERICA? DID WE GIVE 'EM NUKES TO GO ALONG WITH THOSE FIGHTER JETS, HMMMM?

NO! NO SYRIA!
NO MORE MIDDLE EAST!
LEAVE THOSE PEOPLE ALONE!
THEY'VE BEEN DOING A GREAT JOB KILLING EACH OTHER FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE CAN EXPECT THAT TO CONTINUE IF WE JUST LEAVE THEM ALL THE HELL ALONE!
WELL, DITTO IF WE DON'T, BUT I THOUGHT YOU 'PUBLICAN SENATORS SAID AMERICA CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE ANYTHING.
I THOUGHT THE 'PUBLICANS ON THE HILL SAID WE CAN'T HELP SENIOR CITIZENS, STUDENTS WHO ARE IN DEBT OVER THEIR HEADS, HOMEOWNERS, FARMERS, THE DISABLED, OUR RETURNING VETERANS, NOBODY, NO WAY, NO MORE.
HOW IN HELL CAN WE AFFORD TO HELP HEART-EATING REBELS, TELL US!

DID YOU LIE ABOUT HOW BROKE AMERICA IS, MCCAIN, GRAHAM, ALL YOU FISCAL CLIFF JUMPERS?
HOW DARE YOU, YOU ROTTEN, SCUM-SUCKING DOGS?
HOW DARE YOU FIND MONEY FOR WAR AND NOT HUNGRY CHILDREN IN AMERICA, NOT SENIOR CITIZENS WHO SPEND 2/3 OF THEIR INCOME ON DRUGS AND DOCTORS, NOR FARMERS AFTER THE FEDS BOUGHT UP ALMOST ALL THE FERTILIZER AND THEN THE NEVER-ENDING DROUGHT , OR HUNDREDS OF OTHER GROUPS OF CITIZENS?
I THOUGHT YOU 'PUBLICANS HATED "ENTITLEMENTS AND SUBSIDIES".
THAT'S ONLY WHEN WE AREN'T HANDING OUT TRILLIONS TO THE BANKING CARTEL, RIGHT?
THE ENTITLEMENTS ALL OF YOU VOTE FOR ARE FOR MAJOR CORPORATIONS, NOT FOR WE, THE PEOPLE, ISN'T THAT CORRECT?
AND YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND MORE MONEY FOR WAR, YOU SICKENING EXCUSES FOR HUMANS!
YOU CAN FIND MONEY FOR YOUR BANKER PIMPS, FOR WALL STREET, BUT NOT FOR JOE CITIZEN, RIGHT?
YOU CAN PORK-BARREL EVERY BLOOD-SUCKING BILL THAT COMES UP TO BAT BEHIND THOSE CLOSED CONGRESSIONAL DOORS, YOU GREEDY MOTHERLESS INFIDELS, AND ALWAYS FUND ANOTHER WAR, YES?
YOU TREASONOUS BUMS!

SELL YOUR STOCKS, SELL YOUR VACATION HOMES, TAP INTO YOUR OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS, GET ROMNEY IN ON THIS, FUND YOUR OWN DAMNED WAR, SENATORS!
YOU TRAITORS PAY FOR THIS ONE!

YOU GO TO SYRIA, MACCAIN, GRAHAM, CONGRESS!
YOU GO THIS TIME, AND TAKE YOUR OWN SONS WITH YOU!
AMERICANS HAVE SACRIFICED ENOUGH!
HELL NO, WE WON'T GO!